While Jiang Yi was out collecting rent, she accidentally bumped her head. When she woke up, she found the contents of a novel crammed inside her mind.
In the book, her younger brother, Jiang Kong—who was a star in real life—was the number one top-tier celebrity in the domestic entertainment industry. But after reaching the top, bad luck plagued him continuously: he was stalked and secretly photographed by sasaeng fans, malicious videos were edited to frame him, and all kinds of rumors were spread about him… Even when he participated in a variety show, various accidents caused everyone to dislike him, ultimately leading to a sitewide boycott and a tragic end driven by depression.
In reality, Jiang Yi looked up at the young man standing by the hospital bed who had rushed over with a frantic and anxious expression. Gritting her teeth, she blurted out hastily, “Don’t you have a variety show where you can bring a guest? Take me with you.”
#Just afraid that if she said it too slowly, she’d regret it#
#Social anxiety or whatever… she should be able to overcome it… right?#
Word on the internet spread that the top-tier celebrity Jiang Kong, who had been causing a stir recently, was going to bring his older sister to a variety show. Netizens exploded in heated discussion.
【Is she a real sister or a fake one? Isn’t Jiang Kong an orphan?】
【Oh wow, making money in the entertainment industry by himself isn’t enough, so now he wants to bring his family along to cash in too? I advise you not to cross the line.】
【Jiang Kong is so arrogant, domineering, and loves to stir up trouble to hog the camera. His sister definitely isn’t any better.】
【Is Jiang Kong about to flop? Now he’s already starting to bring newbies along?】
【Inside sources say Jiang Kong got into trouble, and his punishment might come down at any time. The company just wants to squeeze out the last bit of his popularity.】
【Jiang Kong and his sister? Help! Is this show even watchable? Inviting two huge nuisances up there—will all the screentime end up being theirs? I’m already suffocating in advance.】
【Boycott Jiang Kong and his sister! Anyone with any common sense, please quit on your own, OK?】
……
This variety show even won by a high vote count to land the top spot on the “Most Unanticipated Variety Shows of the Year” list.
Thus, after the show broadcasted, netizens from all walks of life readied their keyboards, fully prepared to fiercely boycott Jiang Kong and his sister, only to discover that the screentime for the two of them was pitifully sparse. Jiang Kong’s sister only showed her face once at the very beginning before completely vanishing into thin air.
Meanwhile, Jiang Kong enthusiastically and proactively took on both of their tasks, running around in a frantic frenzy, his daily conversations consisting of:
“Where’s my sister?”
“Has anyone seen my sister?”
“XXX, do you know where my sister is?”
Anti-fans and non-anti-fans alike fell silent.
【Jiang Kong! Can you not survive for even a second without your sister?!!】
【Jiang Kong! Besides looking for your sister, can you say literally anything else?!!】
Later on, the production crew changed the rules, forcing Jiang Yi to appear on camera and act as Jiang Kong’s strategist.
“Sis, how do I handle this?”
Jiang Yi: “Let me Baidu it.”
“Sis, I don’t know how to drive this car.”
Jiang Yi: “I’ll buy one for you. Learn!”
“Sis…”
“Buy! Learn!”
Netizens: 【If Jiang Kong didn’t know how to fly a plane, would Sister buy him one of those too?】
Jiang Kong: Already bought one, hehe~
Netizens: 【Help, where can I claim a sister like this?】
【Sister, do you still remember your long-lost brother (sister) living out in the wild?】
Jiang Kong idolized a senior in the industry very much: Pei Wusi.
He was the youngest Film King, possessing countless fans and sweeping up awards until his hands went numb.
When the two of them ended up on the same program and became good friends, Pei Wusi answered almost all of Jiang Kong’s questions, withholding nothing. Until the Nth time Pei Wusi answered his daily question:
—”Where’s my sister?”
—”Behind the swing in the garden.”
Only then did Jiang Kong realize something after the fact: Why on earth does he know my sister’s whereabouts even better than I, her real brother, do?! Ahhh!